greasy taint

With fuel at an all time high, it’s nice to know your local prostitution rings are making it easier to get some with their mobile services. For $40 you get all you drink plus lap dances. Then you shell over additional fees for additional services. And according to the cop on the video they were offering everything from oral sex to actual sex. Nice. actual sex.

Now I admire this type of entrepreneurship. If local city bus services were smart, they’d know that right now people are gonna be ok with paying additional charges to ride the bus. But the buses never seem to be self sufficient and always end up requiring some type of government subsidies. Unless, you start offering additional services. How about a blowjob on your way to work? Maybe a handjob on your way back? Come on people, there are always disgusting things happening on city buses and trains. Now we can monetize it. And I know some people don’t want to ride to work while hearing some fat guy getting his salad tossed behind a curtain in the next seat. For these people I say we designated only certain buses that will contain these services. Perhaps Snoop dogg and that retarded guy from girls gone wild can provided some advertising muscle.

Here are some mugshots of the wrongfully accused : Smoke Gun

I was reading through today’s Postsecret entry and came across this interesting one

Also here’s a video for their latest book. These books are quite interesting. A while back my good friend gave me the first me as a gift and I still look at it from time to time. And as trivial as this whole concept is, and seems, I have a good feeling that a few people out there have had their lives changed when they realize that they’re not the ones with certain burdens on their souls. And that makes it all worth while. I will be grabbing the latest book soon to help support Frank Warren and his project.

“Do you smell egg salad?”

Driveby Farting - The best home videos are here

Worst Blooper Ever - The most amazing bloopers are here

“I’m sorry about that slip up there. I have no idea how that happened, but it won’t happen again.”

Damn straight you retard. Cause your ass is GOOOOOONE!

Too funny!

One of my favorite Kids in the Hall skits. Them being creepy.

And remember. Sausages are good, and we are all sausages!