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Forgot to mention that I got the chance to watch Metal Skool perform at the Body English club in the Hard Rock hotel. Metal Skool is described as a glam metal parody band. For me they were 4 guys dressed in some of the gayest 80’s rock metal clothing, rockin hard, and makin people laugh. It was great to hear some of the best 80’s metal songs again. I had a great time.

Apparently they’re a staple at the key club on the Sunset strip. So I can go watch them whenever I want. If you like 80’s metal, and don’t get offended when people draw analogies between the song Pour Some Sugar on Me, and ejaculating all over a woman’s face, then you too will love the show.

Also there were some super whore-ish hotties dancing around for our viewing pleasure.

Rock on!

Yes, I am in vegas. And there are plenty of hot pink centers around. woo-fuckin-hoo! The hard rock hotel is just over flowing with what could be described as whores and sluts. I know thats insensitive, but I can’t help it. And I like it.

Anyways, today for lunch I was at Outback steakhouse cause I had a hankering for some meat (this is where you make jokes about the thunder down under). And as usual I ordered my steak medium rare. And in all honesty I don’t think any steak I’ve ever eaten has really been medium rare. They always overcook it and it ends up with very little pink on the inside. But these mother fuckers at the outback here in vegas, made me feel like a pansy cause I sent my steak back to have it cooked some more after I cut it open and found it practically raw. Only the outside was seared, and the middle was barely warm. Some parts even felt cold.

Next time I’ll just ask for medium when I’m around here.