greasy taint

Prepare to begin the epic struggle between good and neutral
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Now we crash the ship, killing them in a hellish fire storm from which no living thing can escape

Kiff, raise him up about nipple high

Is she hot?
That not important. She all knowing.
In other words, NO!

Perhaps a hard spanking is in order

we need rest, the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised

Thank you Gary for this gem of a video. I’m quite impressed with these women. But I’m also afraid of what might happen if I ever have some apendage of mine (won’t say which one) in between those glorious buttocks.

Hey Karen, if you read this, you should teach this type of exercise in your yoga class. And invite me and my camera. I might even join in and start flexing my plentiful ass. Just hope I don’t cramp up and lose all control of my bowels.

Europeans have all the good ideas.
Like the metric system.
And clean burning turbo diesels.
And the Royale with cheese.
And keeping David Hasselhoff employed.
And topless women to help slow down speeding traffic.

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This fellow doing donuts in the parking with a lambo is analogous to me getting a handjob from Jessica Alba if I had her for the night. Just plain ole stupid.He should be using his lamborghini to its fullest potential the way god intended , just the I would do with Jessica and her oh so lucious self. He should be out making women cream and men drool on the street somewhere. Or maybe on his way to Jessica Alba’s house to pick her ass up. Cause damnit fucker, you’re driving a Lamborghini Murcielago.

And another thing, that vroom vroom vroom sound is the engine continuously bouncing off the rev limiter. Probably not something you want to do too many times in first gear in a $288,000 car.

Let me help you get down from there Jessica, since you’ve so nicely helped me get up.