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Top Ten Signs An Astronaut Is Trying To Kill You
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Late Show with David Letterman presents ….
Top Ten Signs An Astronaut Is Trying To Kill You
- 10) Says, “This is a giant leap for mankind” as she tosses you off a bridge
- 09) You turn on CNN and see the Hubble Telescope focusing on your house
- 08) She promises to “Take you out like Pluto”
- 07) It sounds crazy, but you could swear Mars is following you
- 06) You were on the “Maury” episode: “I Had A Booty Call And Now An Astronaut Is Trying To Kill Me”
- 05) Her previous attempts to kill you have been postponed due to high winds
- 04) She poisons your Tang
- 03) Says she looks forward to being the first to walk on your lifeless corpse
- 02) Been getting threatening emails from Connie@International Space Station.com
- 01) She keeps stabbing you with a pen that writes upside down