greasy taint

Well honestly, I don’t want to.

I happened across this, and I just had to immortalize it forever here on my greasy taint.

Now I know what I’ll be doin tomorrow. I’ll be digging through my box of cds to look for my 80’s and 90’s music.

Thanks hammer.

Amazing that he wasn’t brutally beaten with pipes the minute that people saw him floppin around in those hefty bags.

On one side, this could prove to provide some much needed entertainment for people working nights at the drive thru of fast food joints.

But then again, it could be the final straw for someone who has been considering setting the place on fire cause he/she hates his/her life.

So I was visiting the folks/friends in the sf yay area this past weekend. And instead of flying up I decided to drive. It was my first chance to really smoosh the gas pedal on my gti.
And thanks to my handy dandy gti computer I am able to present some stats from my drive back last night.

Average Speed : 76 mph (this includes everything from door to door; time at stop lights, driving local, etc)
Total Distance : 394 miles
Average Mileage : 23.5mpg (yeah, not really proud of this one. It was around 26 mpg before I really got on it)
Total Travel Time : 5 hours 14 minutes (not too shabby if I do say so myself)

And there is a speed indicator that I can set on my car, which for fun I have set to 125 mph. I’m happy to say that the speed indicator signal went off about 4 times during my drive. tee hee hee!

Yes I was “THE ASSHOLE!” on the drive yesterday. I wasn’t weaving in and out of traffic (luckily I didn’t need to because of light traffic), but I was passing people. Only one fucker passed me, and it was Mercedes E350. Also it was during the beginning of my drive and I was on the phone, so I wasn’t gonna go crazy.

I have to say I’m very happy with the passing power in my car. Most of my passes went like this :

• Use paddle shifters to drop from 6th, to 5th, to 4th (while enjoying the sound of the turbo)
• Watch speedometer go from 80 to 100 to 110 in a couple of seconds
• Blow by the slow bloke
• Cruise around 110 to 120 for a few seconds
• Go back to cruising around 80-90 once there are cars around me

Mmmmmm. DSG. And that’s with the 200 horsepower and 207 lb-ft of torque on tap at the crank. Now think what will happen if / when I do go get the reasonably prices $600 APR ECU upgrade my car. With the claimed peak numbers of 252 horsepower and 303lb-ft. of torque, I will probably have a suspended license in no time. Mmmmmm

Other highlights of the weekend :

• Meeting mary/danny/adam on my drive up on friday. They were travelling down to Irvine, so I was able to meet them in Lost Hills along I5, and eat at Wendy’s (which by the way isn’t as great as I remember it being).
• Seeing gary and rey on saturday in sf. I thought the most painful part of that day would be seeing gary’s face, but it turned out to be a whole lot more painful. And my jaw still hurts. (I’ll let your imagination fill in the rest)
• Watched Ghost Rider on saturday. All I can say is, it’s a close call between watching Nicholas Cage’s cheesey acting and sitting in a dentist chair while two scary dentists put their tools in your mouth. The graphics might have been cool, but the movie over all did not impress.
• Spending lots of time with my sister in law, nephew and dad.
• Going to the dog park with my bro and his family on monday. We went to Point Isabel park in Richmond, CA. It’s off Central, past the costco, if you are familiar with the area. It was a ton of fun. It’s an off leash dog park, and all the dogs were well behaved and having lots of fun with each other. If you have a semi-well behaved dog I would highly recommend it. You could always go there with your doesn’t-give-a-shit dog and keep it on a leash. Either way, the people are nice, the dogs are cute and it was fun. And costco polish dogs are just a couple of minutes away. You also get great views of a couple of the bay area bridges from there.
• Almond milk tea with boba, and yummy pastries from the chinese bakery around the 99 Ranch store. I highly recommend the Beef Curry Horn.
• Going to the batting cages with my bro. My sides still hurt, but it was loads of fun. And it reminds of how much I liked to play baseball. Must buy myself a mit and find batting cages close by.
• 3 words : creamy lamb curry (Thank god for moms who can cook)
• hot dogs and cherry cokes on a long drive
• The new Muse album, Blackholes and Revelations, on the long drive. My favorite tracks are Exo-Politics, Supermassive Black Hole, Map of the Problematique, Starlight, and Assassin. Check it out!

And today I’m home sick. Figures. Bah!

Sometimes there’s a lot of crap on ytmnd, but every once in a while you find a beaute. And this is one of them. kudos to the author. Assuming of course, he/she didn’t steal it.

http://wdstw.ytmnd.com/

Kinda cheesey, but coming from a person who has had several dogs it’s believable. Watching this clip makes me a little verklempt.

you’re the only man whose ever been inside of mee

Gotta love a show that can air a musical about poop.

Freakin awesome. I might just have to do that next time I quit a place I don’t give a shit about. And great music selection too.

According to the unoffical “Snoop Dogg Translator” the title of this post translated into american is ‘I had japanese food for dinner tonight‘. Nice eh? I’m gonna write someone a whole email in Snoop Dogg talk. Maybe I’ll start writing work emails that way too. And if someone complains, I’ll report them to HR for discriminating against me cause I’m a dizzle mizzle pizzle gizzle from thizzle strizzle (daddy mack pimp gangsta from the street).

And now for something special I found online today. I won’t ruin the surprise by telling about it. Enjoy!

(in case you are scratching your oversized noggin cause you don’t know what you just saw. It was audio from Full Metal Jacket dubbed over some christmas/rudolph movie I’m not familiar with. The original fabulous full metal jacket scene can be seen here, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeX5HSBFooI , you unorganized grab-astic pieces of amphibian shit. I highly suggest you watch the original scene or else I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!)