greasy taint

Thank you rey for pointing this out. I somehow missed it. But it’s taint related, so I have to cover it here. It’s in my contract, with lucifer. Actually the contract states that in exchange for this wonderful life of fame, drugs, and bitches I’m living, once I die, I will be the sole cleaner and polisher of lucifer’s taint for all of eternity. I just hope he consumes a lot of fiber.

I have to tell you, that I’m a little confused about exactly where the taint lies

fucked up, but oh so funny