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Today I read about a real and fake facial hair trends (for men) in Japan.

Apparently because salary men (men working in most big companies) are forced to shave facial hair, it’s become cool for younger boys, and retired men to grow facial. The older men with facial hair are choiwaru oyaji , or Cool old Men.

Sweet! Imagine how cool they’ll think I am once they see what kind of hair power I’m packin.

Source : Trends in Japan

I found this while I was searching for pictures of croquettes for a previous post, and thought it was funny. So I would like to share it with you. I hope you don’t mind.

Who? Some Japanese fellow

What? A deep fryer that sits on top of a fish tank. The boiling oil, which as we all know is less dense than water, stays above the water, and makes for a very neat, and practical aquarium. And the fish get to eat the crumbs of whatever was being fried above. Also I imagine that this prevents the food crumbs from burning up, and tainting the oil. So you might be able to use the oil for much longer than you otherwise might. More details here.

Why? Cause the Japanese are crazy cool and possibly have lots of time on their hands

The video is in Japanese, but you can figure out what he’s talking about. All I know is that he mentions and is deep frying croquettes. And I love those damn things. You could put your poo in a croquette and I’d probably eat it.

Hey fishy fishy fishy fishy!

Source: Trends in Japan

Croquette. Recognize Foo!

Watched The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou tonight. And once again Bill Murray did not disappoint. Sometimes I forget how much I like his movies. Most of them are filled his his weird, quirky, almost irritating sense of humor. Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, What About Bob, Kingpin, Groundhog Day, The Royal Tenenbaums, Lost in Translation, and now Life Aquatic.

I’ve very much enjoyed each and every one. And you can tell that he is picky with the movies he chooses to be in. His characters always have some of that stuck up, asshole-like but humorous, and usually likable personality. The one exception that comes to mind is the Ernie McCracken character from Kingpin. That guy was just a total douche all the way.

In Life Aquatic Bill didn’t have to do it alone. He was surrounded by good actors. All capable of bringing their own weirdness and humor to the movie. Owen Wilson, Anjelica Huston, Willem Dafoe and Jeff Goldblum are the ones I recall.

The movie is about Zissou (Murray) as an under water explorer and some of his adventures. I’ve always loved under water stuff. I had the opportunity to go scuba diving myself before, and it was awesome. I was on a tropical island (Okinawa, Japan) when I did it. Honest!

Here I am descending upon my underwater kingdom

And here I’m showing you my good side. You likey? Hmmmm.

Here I am telling people that I need to go number two

And finally I’m demonstrating for everyone my patented flatulence-powered-ascending-technique

The diving in California wouldn’t nearly be as satisfying. A valid comparison would be fucking Britney Spears several years ago (like tropical island), versus fucking her sad horrible disgusting ass now (california).

Anyhow, this post got out of hand. We started with Bill Murray and my admiration for his work, then worked onto me farting under water, and ended with Britney’s sloppy clumpy hairy poon.

My work here is done.