greasy taint

fuck you for removing a ton of the funny comedy central clips from youtube
fuck you for not being reasonable
fuck you for being greedy
fuck you for not realizing this has hurt your image in the eyes of a lot of people
fuck you for continuing the “big media” stereotypes along
fuck you for now making me wonder how I’m going to update my blog with all the broken youtube videos on it
fuck you for giving me diarrhea
fuck you for making my asshole bleed
fuck you for the dry weather that’s causing me to have lots of boogers

I’m not sure if they had any control over the last 3, but I bet even if they did, they wouldn’t have done the right thing. So I say to you viacom and youtube

Fuck you Jobu, I do it myself!

SUFI MOTHER FUCKER!

If you don’t know what I’m rambling about, read here.

I’m getting quite irritated by those new Intel ads. You know, the ones with the young, attractive, and athletic people busting
moves and spawning off clones of themselves who are also busting moves.

Go on, check it out! http://www.intel.com/intel/promotions/ads.htm?iid=about+tv

These ads are for their Core Duo chips. Now mind you, the majority of people don’t just go buy intel chips. They usually just buy a pre-configured and assembled computer (i.e. Dell). And I know lots of computer vendors offer a choice of both intel and amd, and its important for intel to make their brand known. But holy fuck man! Those commercials were ok at first, but they are bugging the shit outta me.

I know the whole multiple people thing is probably meant to show how great their processor is with multi-tasking or dealing with multiple threads.. But they don’t even mention that in the ad. They just say shit like “multiply your intensity”, or “multiply your possibilities”. Are they selling us a cure for erectile dysfunction? I hate random ads like that don’t really get across anything in particular. I know I know, most nike, target, diamond is forever and coca-cola commercials are the same way. But atleast they are more entertaining and they don’t play them out and irritate the viewer.

So I just wanted to get that off my chest. A chest that I wish as as nicely built as that dude in the damn intel commercial. Currently my chest is about a nicely built as one of the chicks from one of those damn intel commericials. So off to the gym I go to try and fix that problem.

ta ta loser