greasy taint

This looks very cool by the way. I was also recently reading an article about a device that will allow people to fabricate anything at home. This would allow designers, inventors etc, to try things out before actually paying some people to manufacture it and taking half the profits.

This particular video is about a device that allows one to make dishes (plates, bowls etc) on demand. The selling point is that you would not need to wash your dishes. You just melt them back to the acrylric disks, and make more dishes from them when you need. Guys will love this. Plus I can see guys making booby shaped bowls. Or a vagina shaped plate.

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Bill. Would you like to shove you tongue up my ass and give it a few twirls?

This type of honesty at work would be on so refreshing.

So let me ask a question in order to give the illusion that I actually give a shit

I definately know at least a couple of “ask a useless question just for attention” people at my job.

I’d love to but I have to go snort cocaine off a stripper’s tits

I was trained in business school to start with something positive, and then fuck someone over

So basically I thought the best approach would be to repeat exactly what you told me in the first call, and just shuffle the words around a bit

Suck my big hairy cock
Consider it sucked

I just find that it re-asserts my sense of self importance by wasting everybody elses time

Its just that I like making decisions on multi-million dollar campaigns by basing it on what my pea-brained dis-interested wife thinks about it

Well carry on, you overpaid jackasses.

Chocolates are usually the thoughtless man’s way to brighten up his stalkee’s day on Valentine’s Day. And they usually result in a “aww thank you” reply followed by an eye roll. Unless they are some bomb ass chocolates. The kind that make her (or him) melt their creamy nougat center.

Well it turns out there are chocolates, and then there are choco-lates. And if you are having trouble distinguishing between the two, you should read this npr article. And if you do happen to get some (SEX) because of these chocolate tips, please take some pictures of your copulating genitalia for me. That is all I ask.

Couple of lines I heard on Aqua Teen Hunger Force :

Idle hands spend time at the genitals

I’m going away for a while meatwad. And I may never come back. But I’ll always be right here. Inside.

The Onion Horoscopes for this week (my favorites in bold) :

Aries March 21 - April 19
Your wildest dreams will come true this week, only further proving that you deserved the chartered accountancy promotion.

Taurus April 20 - May 20
Spurred on by feelings of pressure and pain, you’ll follow your heart about two-thirds of the way to the living room phone this week.

Gemini May 21 - June 21
A series of mob-related events will soon have dockworkers around the world referring to you as a barrel of laughs.

Cancer June 22 - July 22
Your entire life will flash before your eyes this week, an insignificant blip made all the more trivial by the Benny Hill theme that will accompany it.

Leo July 23 - August 22
Fighting back the tears and suppressing wave after wave of indignation, you’ll take next Tuesday’s hysterectomy operation like a man.

Virgo August 23 - September 22
While you’ve always claimed to work better under strict deadlines, hundreds of radiation victims will soon have reason to disagree.

Libra September 23 - October 23
You’ll soon stumble upon the secret to a happy marriage—a secret so simple you’ll take perverse pleasure in keeping it from your wife.

Scorpio October 24 - November 21
Just when you think you can’t keep going any longer, you’ll be forced to continue due to a series of everyday responsibilities and obligations.

Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
An agonizing and seemingly endless disemboweling will soon show you exactly what you’re made of.

Capricorn December 22 - January 19
Sometimes in life one must take the good with the bad, even if it means pretending to be attracted to her mother.

Aquarius January 20 - February 18
They say that you’re not the man you used to be, that you’ve got nothing left inside of you worth saving. However, it’s the fact that they’re licensed surgeons that really makes it sting.

Pisces February 19 - March 20
Your charred, lifeless body will time and again debunk the old myth about lighting never striking the same place twice.

.. only if you are a car geek.

First of all, I love these british Top Gear guys. Even with their accents and the stereotypes about british have bad teeth.
They are so happy and shit in all their videos. You can find lots of their videos on youtube.

This particular video puts a Mitsubishi EVO VIII FQ400 up against an orgasmic, ridiculously sexy Lamborghini Murcielago. Keep in mind that the EVO VIII FQ400 in the UK makes a nut throttling 400hp.

So watch to see what happens.

Pretty cool stuff. Check it out http://metaatem.net/words

What Super Hero am I?

Your results:
You are Green Lantern

Green Lantern 70% Hulk 70% Spider-Man 65% Superman 65% Iron Man 60% Robin 55% The Flash 55% Supergirl 53% Catwoman 45% Batman 35% Wonder Woman 23%

Hot-headed. You have strong will power and a good imagination.

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What Super Villain am I?

Your results:
You are Dr. Doom

Dr. Doom 87% Apocalypse 87% Magneto 85% The Joker 84% Juggernaut 83% Lex Luthor 80% Green Goblin 79% Venom 72% Riddler 70% Kingpin 66% Dark Phoenix 63% Poison Ivy 61% Mr. Freeze 58% Catwoman 57% Mystique 55% Two-Face 47%

Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.

fucked up, but oh so funny