more onion fun
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My favorites from Onion’s horoscope of the week
Libra September 23 - October 23
They say that time heals all wounds. Try to keep that in mind as you lie clutching your midsection in that abandoned warehouse this week.
Capricorn December 22 - January 19
While you’ve often wondered what it’d be like to attend your own funeral, claw marks on the inside of your coffin will soon reveal it to be a rather terrifying experience.
Pisces February 19 - March 20
You will learn the true meaning of friendship this week when a coworker surprises you with a copy of Webster’s Dictionary for your birthday.
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And here’s an informative study by The Onion on animal behaviors :
Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys
Davezilla’s horoscope
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A little while back I came across Davezilla, a site that seems to be run by a humorous madman. And I’ve been frequenting his site regularly ever since because he regularly has funny shit to talk about, and that keeps me regular.
Like his horoscope predictions. Here are two of my favorites …
Libra: Typical of your sign, your good looks are noticed and you are once again asked to star in a movie. This time, you stand your ground and demand that they not get any in your eyes.
Aquarius: That hottie at the coffeehouse notices you and asks for your number. Foolishly, you assume they want you to fix their PC and tell them to fuck off.