greasy taint

FIGJAM = Fuck I’m Good! Just ask me. (my aussie friend from my last job taught it to me)

Why the need for such profanity? Nothing special I guess. But I found that another random search phrase on google brings this blog up as the top result. What search term you ask? Just this :

“you want me to drag my sack”

Try the search for yourself

Not sure how long it’ll last, so I took a picture that I will attach to my resume.

(Click for a bigger version. I should put a similar sign on my penis)

Cool eh? How many people can claim that? And it’s all thank to Quagmire and his totally inappropriate quotes, which I happen to love.

NAFTA = Another afternoon fuckin that ass

Words spoken by Bill Clinton on Family guy. Where the fuck do they come up with this stuff?

And even though I couldn’t find a clip of it, but there was a part where Quagmire was trying to console Peter cause Lois had slept with Bill Clinton. And all Quagmire could come up with was :

“You want me to drag my sack across your face?”

Some clips from the family guy I was just laughing at…

I’m hungry for your pooo

clinton doin ddr

clinton gives lois some exit polling

clinton gives peter some exit polling

I’m tired and feeling kinda blah, so I was watching some family guy clips to cheer me up. And I thought I’d share them.

First we have muddy waters.

Now a compilation of family guy skits related to god and religion. Classic stuff. If this happens to offend you, please let me know, so I can find some way of rubbing it in.

And now we’ll finish off the way Peter’s finishes off.