greasy taint

… is the follow up to the popular hit song dick in a box. Well, not really, but it might be better. What we have here is “precious vaginal odour filled into a small glass phial”. I know what you’re thinking. And no, I have not been pretending to be a world class gyno (again) in hopes of creating something better than the Michael Jordan perfume. This my friends, is not of my doing.

Vulva original is a real product. It is in layman’s terms, vag juice in a tiny jar. They have made it clear that it is not a perfume. It’s just the scent of a woman (Hoooooo Aaaahh!) for when you just feel like smelling one. Check out the video and the gallery, since I’m certain you are a perv if you are reading this anyways. Enjoy!