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With fuel at an all time high, it’s nice to know your local prostitution rings are making it easier to get some with their mobile services. For $40 you get all you drink plus lap dances. Then you shell over additional fees for additional services. And according to the cop on the video they were offering everything from oral sex to actual sex. Nice. actual sex.

Now I admire this type of entrepreneurship. If local city bus services were smart, they’d know that right now people are gonna be ok with paying additional charges to ride the bus. But the buses never seem to be self sufficient and always end up requiring some type of government subsidies. Unless, you start offering additional services. How about a blowjob on your way to work? Maybe a handjob on your way back? Come on people, there are always disgusting things happening on city buses and trains. Now we can monetize it. And I know some people don’t want to ride to work while hearing some fat guy getting his salad tossed behind a curtain in the next seat. For these people I say we designated only certain buses that will contain these services. Perhaps Snoop dogg and that retarded guy from girls gone wild can provided some advertising muscle.

Here are some mugshots of the wrongfully accused : Smoke Gun