greasy taint

I was reading down at the local cafe when I saw a middle aged woman walk by with her large son and heart this

Son : Mom, I don’t want to die
Mother : *Laughing*
Son : Mom? Please, I’m not ready to die
Mother : *Laughing even harder*

Scary eh? Who knows if they were reciting lines from a book or movie, or if they were being literal. It would be interesting to have an audio/video recording device on my person all the time. Then at the end of the day to cut/chop up the audio/video to create a small 30 second or 1 minute summary of the day based on what I saw and heard.

Cool eh? Then you could figure out if when you have a bad day, it’s because of negative/depressing shit going on around you, or if it’s just you. And the same thing for happy/horny days. Yes happy and horny do go together.

later bitches!