greasy taint

I was at the local Panera Bread today after lunch, just to read for a while. There were a lot of (likely LMU) students around. And some of them were quizzing each other as part of their studies. I was reading for the most part, but my peripheral hearing (does such a thing exist?) was on. And I caught one of them say “upper respiratory arms” and then heard her and her companion both bust out in laughter.

Apparently no such things exists, and if you are a med student, you might find it hilarious too. I didn’t, but I figured I’d share it with the world.

But people apparently think I do. I get way more people that come to this site from search engines looking for “grandma porn” than any or search term. A google search consistently has me on the front page. A yahoo search doesn’t, but since I now work there, it’s only a matter of time.

Kinda sad considering 99% of the content on here has nothing even remotely to do with grandma porn. That 1%? Well it’s a post, interestingly titled grandma porn, from January 2007. It’s a posting of a video I found where a woman, with a great sense of humor, is talking to her granny and trying to convince her to be in a porn video. Good stuff.

But anyways, getting back to the issue of the search engines sending people looking for grandma porn to my site.

I have an image below thats a screen shot from my google analytics report, that show the recent search engine traffic sent to this site. I know the picture is tiny, so you’ll have to click on it to see the details. And as you can see, almost 30% of all of the traffic is from the keywords “grandma porn”. Crazy ass shit! And the other keywords don’t really bode too well for me either. I guess I just attract certain types of people. The type that are disgusting perverts. Sorry mom.

One of my favorite Kids in the Hall skits. Them being creepy.

And remember. Sausages are good, and we are all sausages!

I was just talking to one of my friends about Dave Attell and his fuckin hilarious show Insomniac, which is no longer on the air, and I was reminded of the following skit. Enjoy mother fucker!

Was watching Action with Jay Mohr on Joost today and I came across this line that I just had to share …

“Yeah I’m gay, man. I’m gayer than a leather pinata”

By the way if you want an invite to Joost, let me know.

Source : Autoblog