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Your Score: the Shock Jock

(57% dark, 73% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)

Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also
sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this
world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she’s dead.

Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things
trangressive and hardcore. It’s highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it’s your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr

The 3-Variable Funny Test!

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating

I have found 2 new items to add to my travel kit.

First up is the Vulcanite Anal Douche Rectal Syringe Bulb Type. Quite an ass full eh? When you combine the words Vulcan, Anal, and Syringe, you know you’ve got a winner on your hands. Or all over yours hands, if used improperly.

And second we have Tighten Up - Vaginal Tightener Tightening Cream, for when your vag is just not tight enough to prevent those flippity floppity fart like noises from happening when you walk around.

The classic Mad TV skit about Honey Dipper Dan

And by we, I mean you.

After looking at these videos of some of the transvestites from Thailand, I realize it’s gonna be a crap shoot when picking out a hooker if and when I’m there trying to get my swerve on.

Source : http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=2152

Kanye West has put out some catchy good stuff (Gold Digger) in the past. But I’m impressed with his latest single, Stronger, that is a remake (or sample?) of Daft Punk’s Stronger. I’m a huge Daft Punk fan, so I’m always happy to see different versions of their work.

And I really like the music video. It’s very Japanese-y, but goes well with the song. According to this site, the video is a remake of the famous Akira movie (Wikipedia article on movie). I have not seen the movie, so I cannot confirm.

See a better quality video on Kanye’s site, http://www.kanyewest.com/?content=video_stronger

Have you ever wondered what a 500 hundred person orgy would look like? feel like? smell like? Well 500 lucky Japanese participants don’t have to wonder any longer.

A Japanese company interestingly named, Soft Demand, has put it together, and now is offering it as a download to members of their porn subscription. I, sadly, am not a member.

But check out these passionate, non-robotic, nasty, filthy, dirty Japanese couples go at it in a explosion of genital fluids…. or not.

I think this is where they’re playing the Al Green tape, cause you can sense them getting into that sexual mood…. awww yeah! (and don’t mind the guy with the camera floating above them in the huge motorized crane)

And now it’s time for everyone’s favorite way of stimulating the woman so you don’t have to see her disappointed face.

And here you can feast your hungry eyes on the free for all sex buffet, as long as you only enjoy 250 slightly different types of of missionary style.

I’m just kidding. It’s doesn’t seem as boring as watching 2 accountants fuck. They have more sexy time in the video, and they have kindly put up a few more pictures you can check out here,
http://jsexnetwork.com/D_BANK/2006JUN/500sex.html

Here are a couple of my favorites :

They’re all wearing BVDS!

This is a hot picture. I’m gonna blow this up and put it up on my wall.

Peace out bitches!

Found this very cool picture on Monty Propp’s site.
I love the original idea.

http://www2.b3ta.com/gayorstraight/

I got 9/16 right. I know what you’re thinking, I wouldn’t know a gay guy if he was slapping me in the face with his cock. And you’re probably right.