greasy taint

And I ain’t being no sarcastic prick neither.

VW of America (you rat fucks!) has decided not to bring the beautiful new Scirocco to the US. They say it’ll cannibalize sales of the GTI. Which it could, unless they adjust equipment and put it in a slightly different price bracket.

If Ford and Mercury can sell the same cars with different badges, and if Chevy and Pontiac can, then I’m sure VW can figure out something. What a shame to not bring this beauty across the pond (I hate that phrase).

These might just be pictures of the prototype, but still it’s a beaut.

Source : Autoblog

More images here : http://www.autoblog.com/photos/volkswagen-iroc/

So today I took a scrubs dvd I have, and I ripped a scene off it, and I uploaded it to youtube. yeah, I know it’s probably violating something or other. But I don’t care. And you know what else? I don’t even own the dvd. I borrowed it from my friend. Booya!

And for your viewing pleasure, here is the clip

I think this furniture is cool and all, but honestly if I saw this in someone’s place I wouldn’t touch it. No idea how much love the inventor put in/on his furniture.

From the creepy smile on his face, probably lots.

Source : thirdeyedumb

Today has been a strange day. Not at all like what I had planned. Just one of those “not feeling like myself” days, I guess. Or was it a “feeling too much like myself” kind of day? I’m not really sure.

Here are a few highlights :

• Being more excited about NBA basketball than I have in quite a while; Looking forward to the Warriors/Mavericks Playoff game tomorrow (Warriors will prevail)
• Remembering how much I like chinese food (beef chow fun in particular) and excitedly ordering some



• Being horribly disappointed by the bad chinese food (especially the beef chow fun)
• Wondering why an image search for beef chow fun returned the following as one of the results :



• Experiencing a wonderfully painful headache ; Can’t remember one this bad in a while
• Taking an unbelievably un-satisfying nap at 5pm in the afternoon
• Enjoying 3/4 of a bar of Dove Dark Chocolate
• Watching Stranger Than Fiction, and loving it



• Realizing that I need to start stalking Maggie Gyllenhaal, cause I like her



• Having a renewed interest in learning how to play my guitar, and in wearing watches ; Both of these things are because of Harold Crick
• Wondering if I’m actually happy and if I should be doing something different with my life ; also brought on by Harold Crick
• Going out for a fantastically refreshing 2 hour jog/walk at 1am on Sunday morning
• Having the absurd urge to use absolutely unnecessarily delicious adjectives

Well honestly, I don’t want to.

I happened across this, and I just had to immortalize it forever here on my greasy taint.

Now I know what I’ll be doin tomorrow. I’ll be digging through my box of cds to look for my 80’s and 90’s music.

Thanks hammer.

Amazing that he wasn’t brutally beaten with pipes the minute that people saw him floppin around in those hefty bags.

I would make some derogatory comment about homosexuals and cock rings here, but I am better than that. Or atleast I’m trying really hard to be.

It does look kinda new-agey and cool. And it looks just barely big enough for me to use as a cock ring. Atleast while I’m flaccid.

Source : Gizmodo

Hotdoll is a revolutionary new product created for benefits of horny dogs, and their owner’s pillows and bunched up blankets.

Source : gizmodo, Sextoyer

Spada Codatronca, sounds like the noises my fart would make if my ass were tightly pressed against a glossy smooth surface.

But it’s some italian designer’s wet dream. I’m sure the Sultan of Brunei will buy a couple so he can screw the newly crowned beauty Pageant winners in them. Also I imagine Jay Leno will be buying one. But I doubt his chin will be able fit in it.