greasy taint

.. only if you are a car geek.

First of all, I love these british Top Gear guys. Even with their accents and the stereotypes about british have bad teeth.
They are so happy and shit in all their videos. You can find lots of their videos on youtube.

This particular video puts a Mitsubishi EVO VIII FQ400 up against an orgasmic, ridiculously sexy Lamborghini Murcielago. Keep in mind that the EVO VIII FQ400 in the UK makes a nut throttling 400hp.

So watch to see what happens.

Another David Cross skit….

I’m not 100% sure where this is from, I just found it on a friend’s myspace page. But from the research I’ve done it looks like it’s from a David Cross tv show called Mr. Show with Bob and David.

Oh, and by the way, its fockin funny!

Let me remind you young man, that the stupid ‘All Anal Action’ paid for that precious mountain bike of yours.

This guy likes to have fun in his car no matter where he is. I miss the bike circles in davis.

So I was picking up my car from the body shop after 4.5 months of it being there. I won’t go into the dirty details of why it took so long. But I saw this sign in the body shop. And it make my stomach turn. And I also wanted to laugh. Then I want to leave a pile of dead bodies in the body shop.

Bad news :

1) I need to take it back to the shop for a couple of minor things
2) I need to get re-imburse for as much of my 4.5 months of rental car costs as possible
3) I need to sue the sommabitch that hit me without insurance for the rest of the costs
4) I need to drill holes in my beautiful clean bumper so I can install the front license plate (stupid california and their front license plate rules)

Good news :

1) I need to drive the shit out of this car to make up for 4.5 months of driving shitty chevy cobalts and pontiac g5’s.
2) I need to buy an costco size box of condoms (because the now that I have my car back I can go back to delivering condoms to kids in high school to promot safe sex)
3) Did someone say ‘ROAD TRIP!‘ …. Hooootie hoooo!

Yes you read that right. Since it’s getting so difficult to stalk underage girls online, I’m switching to dogs. And by dogs I don’t mean ugly girls. Ooooooh SNAP!

I literally mean dogs. Where will I do this? Why at http://www.dogster.com/ of course. It’s a friendster type social networking site for dogs.

Sounds gay right? Well it seems to be quite popular. According to it’s stats page, 226,805 dogs from the US have their own profiles. What’s that you say? Why don’t the asian countries seem to have as many profiles on dogster? Well my friend, it’s probably because most of them will have their profiles on http://www.foodster.com/. Oooooooh SNAP!

Anyways, one of my “friends” has 2 profiles up for her 2 doggies.

Mikolo the ever living

Remy the poo machine

When I get my own doggie(s), and if I’m in a super gay mood, I too will add profiles for him/her/them on dogster. Until then, I will keep having to let other people’s dogs hump my leg.

Pretty cool stuff. Check it out http://metaatem.net/words

What Super Hero am I?

Your results:
You are Green Lantern

Green Lantern 70% Hulk 70% Spider-Man 65% Superman 65% Iron Man 60% Robin 55% The Flash 55% Supergirl 53% Catwoman 45% Batman 35% Wonder Woman 23%

Hot-headed. You have strong will power and a good imagination.

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What Super Villain am I?

Your results:
You are Dr. Doom

Dr. Doom 87% Apocalypse 87% Magneto 85% The Joker 84% Juggernaut 83% Lex Luthor 80% Green Goblin 79% Venom 72% Riddler 70% Kingpin 66% Dark Phoenix 63% Poison Ivy 61% Mr. Freeze 58% Catwoman 57% Mystique 55% Two-Face 47%

Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.